Submitted to The Journal of Inter-Galactic Research
Earth, located 2.3 million light years away in the Milky Way galaxy, is notable for its capacity to sustain diverse life forms, primarily due to its vast H20 oceans and its optimal position relative to its star, the Sun. Comparative evolutionary studies have drawn parallels between Earth and Arcadia, though Earth's evolutionary trajectory lagged by several million cycles (Z'ar et al., 12003 Galactic Standard Time [GST]). This paper delves into the dominant Earth species, homo sapiens, and their journey to the brink of a Type I civilization on the Kardashev and Zubrin scales, only to succumb to the sixth mass extinction in their 21st century (Kardashev et al., 1989 GST; Zubrin et al., 2001 GST).
The decline of homo sapiens was multifaceted:
Our subsequent research will involve a comparative study between Homo Sapiens and their evolutionary successors, the Homo Digitus species. Post the mass extinction event, Homo Digitus evolved under aquatic conditions, showcasing significant evolutionary divergence from their human ancestors, particularly in the development of fin-like structures between their digits (Y'uil & K'ran, 12010 GST). Their societal organization, centered around a queen with enhanced cognitive abilities, and the use of tools by worker males, represent significant evolutionary adaptations (P'ra et al., 12012 GST).
Disclaimer: This article has been adapted to Earth-based units of time and distance for the benefit of the last descendants of Earth, now residing on Vulcan.
Credits: GPT4 for adding hallucinated references and rewording.